Wednesday, July 15, 2009 | 10:36 PM
Heyheyheyhey. So sorry, for the lack of updates. Well, dhut was in LA helping out with the sad thing. Yeah, Dhut *sobsob* wouldn't want to mention about it because if Dhut even type it here, okay, Dhut shall be strong. Dhut was helping out in M..
AH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
So sorry, Dhut just wasted 1 box of Kleenex plus a whole stack of Dhot's clothes. (Yeah, so his clothes are wet, but shh, don't tell Dhot). Dhot, well, have a larger surface area, so his clothes can absorb more water. So so sorry. Dhut just can't take it anymore. Dhut helped out in LA for the sad thing at the stadium. Did you guys see me on TV? Dhut was in CNN+BBC news if I'm not wrong. Dhot too. But Dhot was the extra one. Dhot was the one who was screaming hysterically for not getting the tix to attend the sad thing.
HAHAHAHA.
Well, poor Dhot. Ha, of course my fellow readers would like to know how Dhut got inside. Well, one day,
*ring ring*
Boss:Hello?
Organiser: Hello, is this Ah Huat ah Not Lucky Always Lose 4D Hygiene Environmentalist Services?
Boss: Yes, who's on the other line?
O: Well, we're from the [sad thing] and we heard you offer good services. Congratulations, we've picked your company, to help us in the [sad thing].
B:Thanks, so what can I do?
O:Well, pick your best environmentalist and send him/her hear to help us organise the [sad thing]. We'll cover the expenses if he/she does a good job.
B:Oh, okay, I already have a person in mind already! Thanks!
Ah, I got the supermegastar job. The story I shan't say or else it'd be frontpage headline news! Even hotter than the [sad thing]
HEEHEE. I saw the [sad thing] while doing my job. Hmm, if you are still wondering, did you see one sexy woman in sari cleaning the windows of the stadium? Yeah, that's me. Actually, I was supposed to be inside to help scrub the stage floor, but I just started crying uncontrollably when I stepped my feet into the stadium. Gah, it's such a sad and embarassing moment, I shall leave my beloved (kapui!) Dhot to elaborate.
I know you babies want to see my photo in the stadium, but due to copyright issues, (No, I paid for the patent rights and I know if I put it here, you people would rip it and me, being kind enough would not have the heart to sue you guys, but Dhot would willingly do so, so that he could buy more books and assistants to help him... erm... tie a tie)
I'm not putting it up. Okay, wait, Tyra Banks is calling me, so erm,
I shall leave you guys with your own devices.
BYE!
*EH DHOT, STOP TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TIE A TIE! YOU'RE ONLY GOOD WITH THE POLE DAMN IT*
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P.s. Dhot's jealous right now since he can't tie a tie, pole dance and be an environmentalist like me.