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Okay so today we set off to another great and funny adventure with Dhot.

We went to library to help Dhot the fagGOT to find her boo s. with a kay. yeah, no bees. Before that we were in the train and Dhut couldn't challenge Dhot to a poledance session since a couple, the girl who was basically giggling acbc-ly when she saw the guy's eyeball and salivarish tongue with her small pant's torch, hogging the pole. Wait, Dhut means a pen torch. And she was burying her head on the guy's chest and the guy was stroking her head like how Dhut strokes her hamster's head violently untill the hamster's head become botak. Okay, maybe the girl uses Jackie Chan's Pa wang, that's why her hair didn't drop. Oh speaking about that, the guy was partially botak. Maybe it have a side effect on the guy. Hmm. Maybe. We need jackie chan's advice but he wasn't replying to our text message yet.

Dhot went to the 4th level to find books while Dhut went to search for hot guys which surprisingly weren't there. Anyway, before that, Dhot claimed that she saw her old flame, wait I mean her ex admirer. Okay, here's the thing. She told Dhut only after the guy went off. Dhut was fascinated and went back to see but sadly, he wasn't there, or maybe it was just some old Ahpek who was wearing the school uniform. Yah, maybe he looks like one of them.

So yeah, Dhot found her books and followed Dhut below because Dhut wanted to find recipe books and some cardmaking book. Oh before that, Dhot was also finding books at that level. Dhut took the opportunity to skim through the love books. Yeah, those books with an innuendo-ish pictures. Dhut told Dhot,

"Eh, read the last part of the chapter, confirm have that kind of scene,"

Dhot always doubt Dhut so Dhut went off searching and on the very first book, ta-dah

"They started kissing each other, her lips felt wet... bla bla bla"

Okay Dhot wasn't so convinced so Dhut went on to find 3 more similar books. Haha, probably Dhot was jealous she didn't have the skimming skills. Go milk more cow boobs okay.

Lol, so later Dhot and Dhut sat down because Dhot was tired. They were at the fashion/accessories area and Dhut the great mighty one saw this book about how to knot a tie. Dhut, being very professional, knows how to tie every single knot. Windsor, Albert, name it all. Dhut knows it. Dhot took out her school tie too and started tying. And boy, was she having a hard time. Dhut should have taken a picture of the product and the actual one from the book and Dhut'd bet you readers would laugh your head off. In the end, Dhut Dhot the noobs spent half an hour trying to knot the ties. Wait, Dhut means Dhot spent most of the time attempting to tie. So in the end she gave up and did the simplest of all knots. The one where you loop once and pull the bigger end down. Okay, everybody now laugh at Dhot loudly.

*HAHAHAHAHAHA*

Okay, enough of that folks. Since it was nearing dusk, they parted home. Okay so Dhut is finished with blogging.

Dhut have a lot more to talk about their stupid interesting adventures but one is more than enough.


Till we meet again, folks.

Love, Dhut, the sexiest person alive on earth.