What happens when you enter their life

Wednesday, July 15, 2009 | 10:36 PM

Heyheyheyhey. So sorry, for the lack of updates. Well, dhut was in LA helping out with the sad thing. Yeah, Dhut *sobsob* wouldn't want to mention about it because if Dhut even type it here, okay, Dhut shall be strong. Dhut was helping out in M..

AH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

So sorry, Dhut just wasted 1 box of Kleenex plus a whole stack of Dhot's clothes. (Yeah, so his clothes are wet, but shh, don't tell Dhot). Dhot, well, have a larger surface area, so his clothes can absorb more water. So so sorry. Dhut just can't take it anymore. Dhut helped out in LA for the sad thing at the stadium. Did you guys see me on TV? Dhut was in CNN+BBC news if I'm not wrong. Dhot too. But Dhot was the extra one. Dhot was the one who was screaming hysterically for not getting the tix to attend the sad thing.

HAHAHAHA.

Well, poor Dhot. Ha, of course my fellow readers would like to know how Dhut got inside. Well, one day,

*ring ring*

Boss:Hello?

Organiser: Hello, is this Ah Huat ah Not Lucky Always Lose 4D Hygiene Environmentalist Services?

Boss: Yes, who's on the other line?

O: Well, we're from the [sad thing] and we heard you offer good services. Congratulations, we've picked your company, to help us in the [sad thing].

B:Thanks, so what can I do?

O:Well, pick your best environmentalist and send him/her hear to help us organise the [sad thing]. We'll cover the expenses if he/she does a good job.

B:Oh, okay, I already have a person in mind already! Thanks!

Ah, I got the supermegastar job. The story I shan't say or else it'd be frontpage headline news! Even hotter than the [sad thing]

HEEHEE. I saw the [sad thing] while doing my job. Hmm, if you are still wondering, did you see one sexy woman in sari cleaning the windows of the stadium? Yeah, that's me. Actually, I was supposed to be inside to help scrub the stage floor, but I just started crying uncontrollably when I stepped my feet into the stadium. Gah, it's such a sad and embarassing moment, I shall leave my beloved (kapui!) Dhot to elaborate.

I know you babies want to see my photo in the stadium, but due to copyright issues, (No, I paid for the patent rights and I know if I put it here, you people would rip it and me, being kind enough would not have the heart to sue you guys, but Dhot would willingly do so, so that he could buy more books and assistants to help him... erm... tie a tie)

I'm not putting it up. Okay, wait, Tyra Banks is calling me, so erm,

I shall leave you guys with your own devices.

BYE!

*EH DHOT, STOP TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TIE A TIE! YOU'RE ONLY GOOD WITH THE POLE DAMN IT*

To vote, send TRAINDANCER DHUT to 43586934 to help her get to the final.

Eg, TRAINDANCER DHUT

P.s. Dhot's jealous right now since he can't tie a tie, pole dance and be an environmentalist like me.

Monday, May 25, 2009 | 10:13 PM

woah man.
EH DHUT,WHAT THE TOOT??!!?!

Thanks eh.THANKS A LOT EH,EH,EH?!?
For humiliating me in front of all these people*points to all the 10000000000 blogreaders* and letting them know that I can't even tie a tie.And showing that stupid advertisement(btw the picture looks like a bra from afar)Of course i know how to tie a tie you custard pie!All you need to do is go under,pull,make a loop,make another loop,go under,then pull.SEE?

Wait thats for tying a shoelace.

Whatever.

How can you do this to me Dhut?After all i've done for you?After all that we've been through?I even let you sleep on my bed!Beside me!Even though i know you snore.
Why why why??DO YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH ME?? *"WHAT?!TISSUES?NAH I GIVE YOU!"*
Dhot is sad.She shall now go to one corner and emo.bye.

Ok im back.
Dhot just realised that her house got no corner.All the corner got furniture.So Dhot went under the table.But Dhot keep hitting her head.So she went under the bed.But then DHot cannot fit under the bed.Wanted to go toilet but got people inside doing crappy business.Alamak,Dhot fed up ah.Want to emo also no place.

Ok .Dhot wants to catch her beauty sleep.
Bye blogreaders!Remember,tying a tie is simple.Just ask other people to do it for you.YOU'RE the boss man.hahaha

whatever.

bye.
Dhot is hot.Hotter than you.
And your mother too.

Cheerios!

Monday, May 18, 2009 | 8:58 PM

DHUT THE TOOT HERE! YEAH DHUT LIKES TO SWEAR LIKE,

erm,

toot toot toot!

Okay so today we set off to another great and funny adventure with Dhot.

We went to library to help Dhot the fagGOT to find her boo s. with a kay. yeah, no bees. Before that we were in the train and Dhut couldn't challenge Dhot to a poledance session since a couple, the girl who was basically giggling acbc-ly when she saw the guy's eyeball and salivarish tongue with her small pant's torch, hogging the pole. Wait, Dhut means a pen torch. And she was burying her head on the guy's chest and the guy was stroking her head like how Dhut strokes her hamster's head violently untill the hamster's head become botak. Okay, maybe the girl uses Jackie Chan's Pa wang, that's why her hair didn't drop. Oh speaking about that, the guy was partially botak. Maybe it have a side effect on the guy. Hmm. Maybe. We need jackie chan's advice but he wasn't replying to our text message yet.

Dhot went to the 4th level to find books while Dhut went to search for hot guys which surprisingly weren't there. Anyway, before that, Dhot claimed that she saw her old flame, wait I mean her ex admirer. Okay, here's the thing. She told Dhut only after the guy went off. Dhut was fascinated and went back to see but sadly, he wasn't there, or maybe it was just some old Ahpek who was wearing the school uniform. Yah, maybe he looks like one of them.

So yeah, Dhot found her books and followed Dhut below because Dhut wanted to find recipe books and some cardmaking book. Oh before that, Dhot was also finding books at that level. Dhut took the opportunity to skim through the love books. Yeah, those books with an innuendo-ish pictures. Dhut told Dhot,

"Eh, read the last part of the chapter, confirm have that kind of scene,"

Dhot always doubt Dhut so Dhut went off searching and on the very first book, ta-dah

"They started kissing each other, her lips felt wet... bla bla bla"

Okay Dhot wasn't so convinced so Dhut went on to find 3 more similar books. Haha, probably Dhot was jealous she didn't have the skimming skills. Go milk more cow boobs okay.

Lol, so later Dhot and Dhut sat down because Dhot was tired. They were at the fashion/accessories area and Dhut the great mighty one saw this book about how to knot a tie. Dhut, being very professional, knows how to tie every single knot. Windsor, Albert, name it all. Dhut knows it. Dhot took out her school tie too and started tying. And boy, was she having a hard time. Dhut should have taken a picture of the product and the actual one from the book and Dhut'd bet you readers would laugh your head off. In the end, Dhut Dhot the noobs spent half an hour trying to knot the ties. Wait, Dhut means Dhot spent most of the time attempting to tie. So in the end she gave up and did the simplest of all knots. The one where you loop once and pull the bigger end down. Okay, everybody now laugh at Dhot loudly.

*HAHAHAHAHAHA*

Okay, enough of that folks. Since it was nearing dusk, they parted home. Okay so Dhut is finished with blogging.

Dhut have a lot more to talk about their stupid interesting adventures but one is more than enough.

Till we meet again, folks.

Love, Dhut, the sexiest person alive on earth.

| 7:43 PM

Thursday, April 30, 2009 | 7:32 PM

hey world, DHOT the HOT is here.
the king of train poledancing.
check out my hot moves at www.donttrythisathomeinfrontofyourmother.com
or just type "dhot in the train" on youtube.
IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND.

not really.

So today, according to Dhut, Dhot went to the mega food sale.But actually Dhut, it was a mega halal food sale.Dhot scared to eat non-halal food.Later Dhot kena infected with swine flu.So Dhot went to eat ~~nasikangkang~~ nasi lemak. The makcik very nice. She gave Dhot free pineapple tart after Dhot told her that she looked sexy in her kebaya.Haha..makciks nowadays ah.tsktsktsk

Then Dhot went home taking the train.Too bad the train was too crowded.There is not much space for Dhot to show Dhot's mad skillz on the pole.The people would not even let Dhot get hold of the pole.Because they were so old they had to hold the pole.Although it was so cold and it had a lot of mould they still would not let go of the pole like as if on the ground there is a hole and *"oi!shuddup!"*

Zzzz. Anyway,Dhut texted Dhot saying that he saw his eyecandy.Or rather,my eyecandy actually.And tried to make me jealous.So what man?I saw Mariah Carey today!

Okay,Dhot wants to study now because Dhot is stupid.

Adios!

~~eh kau nak letak recipe nasikangkang tak dekat blog kita?~~

| 5:42 PM

Whassup dhuttydos?

Today Dhut went home without Dhot because Dhot left Dhut for the food mega sale. You see, Dhot loves eating so much, that he would sacrifice anything just to satisfy his stomach. But it's okay, Dhut is a nice person and Dhut understands.

So Dhut went home and took the subway. When the train arrived, Dhut saw her eyecandy, no, not Dhot, but her real eyecandy. He was on the other side so Dhut couldn't see anymore clearer. Oh, and for your info, Dhot's eyecandy, is an eye-shaped candy. Yes, that's how crazy Dhot is over food than Dhut.

So Dhut decided to get something from the mall before Dhutting home. Dhut texted Dhot a few times, and Dhut can see that Dhot was very very jealous because Dhot was totally forgotten when Dhut's eyecandy came popping out of nowhere.

Dhot texted Dhut from the subway till Dhut was in the mall. And yes, Dhut didn't have time to practice poledancing in the train due to Dhot's constant messages. >( At the mall, Dhut saw a group of wet soil from Canberra, Australia, (well one of them was wearing the shirt) with a fascinating supertop hats that covered only 1% of the head. Dhut as usual was so fascinated by them but at the same time scared that the wet soils would come disturbing Dhut. Dhut texted Dhot of it, so Dhot was wary about it and told Dhut to be careful. Dhut decided to forget about stalking the wet soils and bought cards for her tests.

Now Dhut is tired and wants to sleep and replenish some energy for tomorrow's train poledancing.

Toodles, Toodhut!

Dhot is such a jealousfreak, he decided to show off at the same time that there was some hot person in the tv he's watching. Hopehedoesntseethis. :X